Hand of Ananke

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nbcnews:

Halliburton misplaces mystery radioactive device: ‘Do not handle’

(Photo: Texas Department of State Health Services)

Somewhere in West Texas is a 7-inch radioactive cylinder that Halliburton would like to find. Anyone who comes across it is advised to keep their distance.

“It’s not something that produces radiation in an extremely dangerous form,” said Chris Van Deusen, a spokesman for the Texas Department of State Health Services. “But it’s best for people to stay back, 20 or 25 feet.”

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Not the sort of thing you’d expect to find laying around, to be sure.

“It’s not dangerous, BUT DON’T GO WITHIN 25 FEET OF THE MOTHERFUCKER!!!”

Uh huh …

LOLOLOL HALLIBURTON

Here’s your daily reminder that we’re living the offspring of a dystopian science fiction novel and The Onion.

It’s not dangerous, but it has ““danger radioactive” engraved on it. BUT IT’S TOTES NOT DANGEROUS AT ALL

Totally agree with the comment I changed to bold. These guys parody themselves.

(via notanotherginger)